Dirty Captions

If I were to describe my captions like a steak - well done being vanilla and rare being the freakiest shit you can imagine. This is about a medium to medium well.

As soon as my girlfriend left the room her mother inferred that even though she was making us sleep in different rooms, I would not be sleeping alone.

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